1) There are *two* commercials featuring the Tommy Tutone song “Jenny (867-5309)” (Milky Way and …erm… Cingular?)!!! I wonder if this will provoke another round of driving the phone companies nuts.

2) There’s a new toothbrush commercial (yes, last night I sat and watched the ABC Family Movie “Who Wants to Marry Ryan Banks?” and knitted) that features “Cross-action Rubber Stimulators.”

Oh my.

3) At Souper Salad last night one of the featured pasta things was “Screwdled Tuna”. Now I don’t know about you, but “screwdled” sounds like a bad thing to me:

“Yeah, honey, I got screwdled today — they passed me up for a promotion again!”