My Japanese name is Inoue (upon a well) Michiyo (three thousand generations).
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Funny
funnies
This week’s True Value poem
Make A Key
Prune A Tree
Spray A Flea
Step In
weird, even for me
I just finished an organic peanut butter and vanilla marshmallow sandwich on rye.
My very funny True Value
The True Value Hardware (Triangle True Value, as it were) has quite the sense of humor, it turns out, though I didn’t discover this until recently.
They have one of those tall lighted signs in front of the building with space on both sides for the stick-on lettering. The one side I normally see (the sign you’d see if you were west-bound) always has some “normal” content like “Pansies: 6 for 2.00”.
Recently I’ve had occasion to see the other (eastbound traffic) side (which we see going from yoga to Chick-fil-a …yes, fast food is allowed — nay, even encouraged! (by me, anyway) — after yoga) and … it’s *hilarious*!
This week’s message:
miracle gro
clippers 4 your toe
garden hoe
step in
My new favorite store:
I just placed an order with CD Baby, and received this confirmation email:
Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, May 11th.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year”. We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!
Thank you once again,
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: cdbaby@cdbaby.com http://www.cdbaby.com
They are my new favorite.
Consolidated Theaters
For many years now, the closest major movie theaters to my house have been of the Consolidated variety. They’re pretty much interchangeable with any other mega-multi-plex and have their own little pre-show cartoon movie that reminds you to hush now, look for the exits (and remember that there’s one in the front of the theater too), and buy lots of candy and popcorn and soda.
Well, for the last several years the little pre-movie at Consolidated Theaters has, quite frankly, driven me batty, for several reasons:
- The graphics were so, 1996! You could’ve gotten your average 14-year old to do something much *much* more professional
- It featured a “space-age” (or vaguely futuristic-looking, I suppose) car zooming around a city full of snacks and trash cans and exit signs (think The Fifth Element, but much less well thought-out and with a strange Hershey’s obsession)
So none of that is particularly terrible, except for the fact that the zooming car made me dizzy! Now I love roller coasters, and tend to be unfazed by boats and other “seasickness”-inducing phenomena, so it’s not like it made me ill or anything …it was just a wee bit disorienting. And the decision to make things all swoopy (and potentially nauseating) always struck me as unwise, assuming you really did want people to go buy more popcorn or Twizzlers.
But now they’ve replaced the disorienting space chase by some sort of Battle of the Junk Foods, which, though uninspired (and not likely to cause hunger), at least looks like it was animated in the 21st century.
I am probably overly happy about this:
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
A feedback we received today
background
We launched a new version of the search engine last week, and one of the features we implemented was Spell Check… the second block of text in the email below was in our Search Tips page. The bit that’s blue and underlined is a working link to a search-engine query (which, of course, won’t work when you’re not on the intranet).
/background
This was the email we received:
Thought you would like to know there is a typo on your link when I clicked to get more info on your new search features. Your pages always look so professional it really stands out when there is a typo… :0)
“We noticed that several well-known internet search engines have spelling-correction features, which can be quite useful if you’re a poor typist. Inktomi, our search engine, has a spelling suggestion feature that we’ve implemented in the new search. Try searching on “documennt“, for example, to see how it works.”
Well, yeah. In order to show you how the spell check works, we sorta had to misspell a word. Sigh.
Who is Chester?
Posted today in the local free cycle newsletter:
Message: 18
Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 15:25:40 -0000
From: (snip)
Subject: WANTED: Shoe CabinetThe one that looks like a Chester Drawer …
Now who is Chester Drawer, I wonder?
It may be gone soon, but read about Cisco’s:
[…]
“Cisco Multicast Hoot ‘n’ Holler over IP, powered with Cisco’s VoIP technology, transports hoot ‘n’ holler traffic over Cisco equipment. Hoot ‘n’ holler networks, are specialized audio conference networks most heavily used in the brokerage industry but also employed in utility, media, mass transit and other industries. Hoot ‘n’ Holler networks are used by brokerage firms to advise brokers on market movements. Brokerage firms can spend millions of dollars in monthly leased line charges to pay for dedicated circuit-switched hoot ‘n’ holler long distance connections.” […]
Edited to add: I thought this was a joke… a funny Easter Egg planted by the web group. But, no, under further analysis, it seems “Hoot & Holler” network is real?
Realm of the Lint Queen 