From SlickDeals:

OfficeMax has Quicken Deluxe 2005 + Tech Solutions TS-4500 Confetti-Cut Shredder + 10-Ream Case of Multi-Purpose + $20 gift certificate for $60 – $20 rebate (in box) = $40 w/ free shipping.*

Cook your books, print the new versions *and* shred the old evidence! Excellent!

*The deal is over, sorry… I just found out about it yesterday (too late). Still funny, though.