From today’s Triangle Free cycle newsletter:

Message: 22
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 18:27:43 -0000
From:
Subject: Offer: 2 teenage boys, fussy and argumentative. Will deliver.

Yes, that’s right, I’ve made good on my threat to post both of them
on triangle free cycle after last night’s fussing over who ate the
most chicken wings. They are free to whoever would like them, but
they will need some fixing up as they currently don’t work. Large
amounts of food required to run properly. Must be picked up by
tonight.