…who hates squirrels.
Ok, that’s not fair. I don’t hate squirrels. But ever since installing the feeder right outside my bedroom window I’ve become more than a little annoyed with them. They scare away the birdies and eat their food.
(Aside: yes, I know, the squirrels are hungry too. And I don’t begrudge them a little of the feed. But when they overwhelm the birds it upsets me.)
So, I am now armed. A squirt gun will be deployed against the next squirrel who scares away the birdies!
I do feel sort of guilty, though.