The name?  You wanted to know about my name?

Ok then:  the story of my name

or

Maybe you were curious about What I Do?  Well, as of recently, I’ve retired. Before that, I did a great many things, most of which had to do with education, open source, or the internet (if you’re curious, here’s the scoop).

or you wanted a picture? (Really?) Ok.  I aim to serve: