N​eeds ​I​roning: Dogue de Bordeaux,​ Puli, American Bulldog, ​Bloodhound,​ ​Komondor​, Neapolitan​ ​Mastiff​)

Thin & ​N​ervous: Miniature pinscher, standard issue pinscher, greyhound, chihuahua, Pharaoh Hound,​ ​Cirneco dell’Etna, ​ ​Manchester​ ​Terrier, Whippet, Portuguese Podengo Pequeno

​Floof: Pomeranian, American Eskimo, Shar-Pei, Havanese, Keeshsond, Coton de Tulear, ​Samoyed, ​Bichon Frise, Chow, Havanese, Pekingese, Old English Sheepdog

Better​ Hair​ than Yours: Afghan,​ ​Saluki,​ ​Lhasa Apso, Bearded​ ​Collie,​ ​Bergamasco,​ ​Lowchen,​ ​Setter (all),​ ​Japanese​ ​Chin,​ ​Maltese,​ ​and Yorkshire/​Tibetan/Silky Terriers​, Borzoi

Aspect ​R​atio: Daschund, Dandie Dinmont Terrier, Pembroke & Welsh Corgis, Sussex Spaniel​, Entlebucher Mountain Dog​

Too​ B​​ig to​ ​Dog​ue: Iris​h ​Wolfhound,​ ​Boerboer, Newfoundland, Giant​ ​Schnauzer,​ ​Scottish​ ​Deerhound,​ ​Tibetan & Neapolitan Mastiffs, Saint Bernard, Leonberger, Greater Swiss Mountain Dog,​ Great Pyrenees, Great Dane