Recap of the last 15 minutes of the game

/ lintqueen

30 minutes ago: Wash puppy. Blow dry puppy. Puppy smells of lilacs.

Score: Gina 1 Puppy 0

15 minutes ago: Successfully install new mailbox when old screws were completely stripped. Capture puppy when she attemps to exit with me.

Score: Gina 2 Puppy 0

10 minutes ago: Go to take shower and step in fresh puppy poo on bathroom floor.

Score: Gina 2 Puppy 2

5 minutes ago: Get out of shower. Attempt to sit on stool to dry hair. Slip (as stool is still damp from drying puppy) and land squarely on bottom.

Score: Gina 2 Puppy 17

3 thoughts on “Recap of the last 15 minutes of the game”

  2. Puppy theories
    In so many endeavors, humans can never win against the puppy. I mean, even the cutest human in the world is no match for a 3 month old black lab.
    In any case, I hope your tushie is OK, and that you’re not having difficulties saying “poopy” when you mean to say “puppy”.
    Phil

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